All the World is a Hot Mess

I was almost scammed today/last night.

That would have been terrible...they could have taken all of the $100 dollars in my checking account!

And it all started with one stinkin' dollar. 

Actually, it all really started because I wanted to watch Sons of Anarchy online but FX won't let me.

So anyways,

I was trying to find it online, and signed up for a website that would let me.

It said it was free, and you just had to pay per episode...

So I went against better judgement and signed up, giving my card number.

I then proceed to search for my show with the hot bikers in it,

and came up empty.

I continued on with my life, did boring college things, at some wings, an went to bed.

Waking up this morning, I had an e-mail from the bank

"your card has suspicious activity on it, it was charged by and international account"

Well, shoot.

It was only $1. But that could have turned into a whole lot more.

So I called the bank at the lovely time of 6:50 a.m.

And they fixed it.

Then I called the stupid internet-fraud-charge-you-without-permission-company

And cancelled my "free" subscription.

And now I feel like a big fat donkey-butt.

Because an 18 year-old college student should definately know better than that.

Luckily, my $100 is safe and sound

And I didn't have to fly across the sea to get my $1 back.

Thank goodness for 24-hour customer service.

My question is this:

What kind of person makes a fraudulent business?

My answer is this:

The kind that I will probably not be meeting inside the pearly gates of heaven.

Then my brain told me this:

That's not nice, take it back and stop being judgemental.

But...

They did try to take me for all I'm worth.